minivan

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

by A Pissed Off Person January 27, 2005

minivan

A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

by Dennis Le July 16, 2008

Minix

Hard charging and highly dedicated Marine or Sailor. Usually have an unbelievable devotion to duty. Somebody who is considered an asshole for making everyone else look bad.

Master Sergeant: "Damn that guy has made rank fast."

Gunney: "Yeah..he's a minix."

by everyoneelseinsec June 28, 2012

minister blair

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.

Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.

by roofman August 11, 2009

friend mining

The act of searching through someone's FaceBook Friend list, in the hope of finding more people they can add as their friend.

Question: "I just saw Jane looking through your FaceBook, what do you think she was doing?"

Reply: "Probably friend mining again... loser!"

by Troy Ginbey December 18, 2007

mininova

website of the currently defunct torrent distribution site, was once great but fell victim to RIAA and MPAA bloodsuckers whose purpose are solely for draining virgin children of their souls

a lawsuit on nov 26 resulted in the removal of pretty much all of mininova's content

you can visit it here www.mininova.org if you want some free desktop wallpapers of birds or something...

Mininova Statistics as of 24 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 1,316,806
* Total torrent downloads: 10,062,351,935

Mininova Statistics as of 26 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 8,859
* Total torrent downloads: 0 <--- GG

by Young Reezie December 6, 2009

minitrucker

The baddest mother fucker you will ever meet.

Hes a minitrucker, hes a bad mother fucker.

by Puddin06 May 20, 2008