Microshite

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

Michalee

adj. kind hearted and generous.

Noun: A loving person who gives of her time freely not expecting much in return

1. I wish Michalee was my mother, she's awesome
2. Michalee just saved a drowning puppy. :)

by macksmommy February 7, 2010

Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.

"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"

by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011

Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.

After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.

by juiceCULT August 3, 2012

Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

Michael Syndrome

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.

My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.

by actanonverba November 18, 2016

michael rooker

Best actor,played yondu,merle dixon,and he's thick af

Michael rooker is a sexy mother fucker.

by Small mother fucking child June 26, 2017