maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
by StarMe March 17, 2023
Get the mariamug. Hey do you see them girls rolling?
Yes, they are just Mia and Maria -ing, don't worry for them, they are happy.
Yes, they are just Mia and Maria -ing, don't worry for them, they are happy.
by ImsorryMimz March 11, 2018
Get the mia and mariamug. by J Johnny Johnson November 24, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
by mortadela666 November 24, 2021
Get the Maria Jesúsmug. this name is a really comun and boring name and most girls have it.They are really ugly and are some snakes so dont be a friend with one
maria
by cutu rau April 16, 2020
Get the mariamug. Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024
Get the mariamug. by Captain Schack November 20, 2018
Get the bastian and mariamug.