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In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.
Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft
by ninezy October 20, 2023
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minecraft
by Themostnormalpersonhere January 10, 2021
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minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
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evil minecraft

evil minecraft is a sinister empire of digital domination, a franchise spawned from the depths of Mojang Studios (once a mere indie studio, now a puppet of the corporate behemoth Microsoft). Conceived as a simple game, it has since mutated into a sprawling, omnipresent force, corrupting minds with its blocky landscapes and endless addiction loops. Under Microsoft's iron grip since 2014, the franchise has expanded its grasp beyond the game itself—spawning a legion of spin-offs, books, merchandise, insidious events, and even a looming cinematic spectacle designed to ensnare yet more victims. No corner of the world is safe from its pixelated influence.
do you wanna play evil minecraft
yes because im evil
by anonymous February 27, 2025
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Minecraft

I like minecraft :D
by cutefloof999 August 24, 2023
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Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him
Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck
by baskinballs October 16, 2021
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Minecraft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"
by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022
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