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Minecraft pop filter 

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS
Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl
Minecraft pop filter by Mxsked January 31, 2020

minecraft lawyer 

A person who constructs concepts that have to practical application
James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.
minecraft lawyer by mancraft April 9, 2020

Minecraft back 

Minecraft back is the pain you feel in your lower back due to laying or sitting down while playing Minecraft for hours on end.
Bro #1; My back is killing me today! Bro #2; But didn't you play for only 10 hours yesterday, it kinda sounds like you have "Minecraft back"? Bro #1; I know right? I thought it would be used to laying down all day resting while my brain does most the work.

Minecraft Shovel 

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.
Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

minecraft.crack 

minecraft.crack is range of fake mincraft sites ranging from clever cracks.com to download this virus .jar. These sites were created by the Chinese government to ip log rat and eventually doxx and hold the victims pc's as ransome ware. The "fat amercian" then proceeds to download this fake software and get rated, doxxed, ddosed and loses access to his own pc then copes about it to his parents while the chinese government sells his info on the dark net for 100k yen. Common victims hausemaster, phobos, barbapack.zip
Wow what a great minecraft.crack you got there bud
minecraft.crack by aleck-2b2t December 14, 2020

Minecraft Induced Psychosis 

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.
Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"