funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

by Kinky assmaster February 6, 2004

Flag

Get the funnel lick mug.

Bloody Lick

The act of a male dressing up as a soldier cutting his tongue and licking a naked chick. BONUS: Add spices and vodka into vagina and drink-n-lick at same time for a narly Bloody Mary. DOUBLE BONUS: Cut off both partners pubic hair and put into the mix for a Bloody Hairy. HARDCORE BONUS: Continue process until chick cums, then all get a cup and have all the juices pour into it, immediately hold her down and force it down her throat. If she vomits, you must eat it.

John: Hey White...I'm gay now.
White: Was it that Bloody Lick Arik told you not to try out?
John: ...
White: ...yeh...

by AdmiralAsshole November 7, 2010

Flag

Get the Bloody Lick mug.

chicken and licking day

The day after steak and blow job day, so the girls don't get left out. And for the girls who aren't all ditsy and love valentines day they still have an alternative day march 15th :)

Barry-steak and blowjob day WOOOH !

Linda-mmm yeah chicken and licking day tomorrow ;)?

Barry- giggedy

by Teabag69 April 23, 2014

Flag