Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
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Get the Weed out the liberals mug.A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.
European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
by Kalebop November 5, 2022
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The flaming liberals of Martha's Vineyard rushed to greet the undocumented migrants dumped on their doorstep.
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Get the Flaming liberal mug.“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Adj: said of a person who is so politically liberal they are almost a moron disconnected from all political reality
Nina Jankowicz and Rachel Maddow are perfect examples of liberally moronic females; they are also buffoonishly idiotic.
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