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Lesbian Fish Fry

The act of grinding female genitalia together for pleasure.
"Cheryl Lau enjoys lesbian fish fry"
by Funnyman212 April 24, 2009
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blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"
And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)
by mad dog February 25, 2004
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Lesbian Cat Fucker

A lesbian who fucks cats or a woman who fucks lesbian cats
Telling your girlfriend after she cheats on you, you lesbian cat fucker, you ruined my life
by caitlynbree June 16, 2010
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Lesbian

A girl liking the same sex/gender.
Bi gay Sexuality Lesbian
by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014
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Lesbian sex

I was at my girlfriends house and I suddenly got really horny and I took my shorts and Thong off and I spread my legs apart but she says she wants to get fucked so she slowly takes her thong off and I put the strap on and she tells me go ahead so I spread her legs apart and I see her beautiful Pussy and I began to put it in and she moans”YESSSS DADDY MAKE ME CUM”and I just keep putting it in and out and she finally orgasms and I take it out licking her pussy clean then I start sucking her clit while she just keeps moaning”MHM JUST LIKE THAT DADDY”and then her parents come home and we had no clue they open her door and they see me sucking her clit and she kept telling me to keep going so I let her ride it and she looked so sexy her parents were still very shocked and her mom and dad just kept looking maybe it’s because I kept making their daughter orgasm😩
Bella:I’m so horny babe can you fuck me
Milky:yes I can you must have liked lesbian sex
by I’mamystery109 August 7, 2021
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Lesbian Mole

There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.

When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!
Lesbian Mole 1: I'm going to rape you when you turn 24

Lesbian Mole 2: Excellent.
by Can't Touch This 87 April 1, 2010
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Lesbian

A girl who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other girls.
Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!
by SlopNChop June 16, 2018
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