Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.
by 2120144248 May 14, 2015
Get the josh mackiemug. A cute couple that always argue but never ever break up it’s almost impossible , Molly is pretty with a big heart but can be scared and will often back away if she is scared something bad will happen, josh is a loving person who is very soft and has a lot of friends he can make silly mistakes but will always end up being forgiven . Molly and josh are an amazing couple I’m so jelaous
by Cutecoupleslololxx June 17, 2018
Get the Josh and mollymug. Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??
by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020
Get the Josh murffitmug. Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
by evanesce June 6, 2011
Get the josh jammug. josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.
by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022
Get the josh carringtonmug. by penisbuttaidsass September 9, 2019
Get the josh baummug. Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.
by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020
Get the josh muddingmug.