joey

a kid in my class that is a pain talks all the time is REALLLLLLYYYY funny REALLLLLLLYYYY cute he will drive you crazy at first but you will get used to it and you will see what he does kind of cute after a month or so he will try to make a move but when you ask him if he likes you he will say no with a BIG smile on his he will touch your hair then try to hold your hand and what happens next is all up to what you want or what he does.
me: do you like me joey
joey: no I don't like you you like me

me: really why are yo smiling at me then???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
by buttchecks100 October 17, 2019
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He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.
Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"

Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"

Sarah: "No."

Dana: "TADA!"
by deepsdog February 03, 2018
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A really cool, down to earth funny dude who jokes around but deep down has a good heart and has leadership qualities. A big brother figure in my life
"Joey!"
by joey_fan December 14, 2018
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Joey is the best boyfriend i could have ever asked for. I love him so much and one day i will marry him <3
Girl: whos thats?

Me (his gf): Thats joey hes my baby<3
Girl: yeah hes super hot
me: die.
by Pokourio September 03, 2022
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a hybrid of a panda and a pig
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has a huge heart but a smooooooooooooooool brain

actually has a lot of things to say but doesn't know how to put it into words sometimes

ALCOHOLIC WANNABE

INTROVERTED EXTROVERT
will 1000% whack you if you annoy her too much
a wild joey has appeared
by YEETEMUS February 11, 2022
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Joey is a sweet outgoing guy with a big dick. Usually plays baseball. Is going D1 then getting drafted first round for the pros. All girl want him more than anything. Pulls all the bitches.
by King Haley December 06, 2018
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“hey what do you think of joey”
he’s an amazing guy he’s the best!”
by totallynotaguynamedjoey August 15, 2021
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