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Irish Blumpkin

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.
The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.
by vexxie March 25, 2004
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Irish Hand Grenade

While consamating with a women u bust or jizz in your hand and scream "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and then throw the handfull of jizz which looks like a grenade into her face therefore EXPLODING into her eyes
"Dude i nailed Tracy in the face with an Irish Hand Grenade last night"
by Matt Friedman July 31, 2006
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Irish tour bus

An alcoholic activity where the consumer drinks 3 shots of whiskey followed by a pint of guiness or an irish carbomb.

Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.
Last night I got ridiculously wasted, I pre-gamed at Amanda's before hitting the bars and then did an irish tour bus at midnight...then I stole 10 traffic cones.
by danrew July 11, 2009
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Irish Wristwatch

(noun.)

An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.

Named after an English-language tongue twister.

Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.
"Bartender, Irish Wristwatch, please."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."
by Velko August 19, 2013
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Irish carwash

The act of straddling a womans face, while wearing a kilt.
After the St Pat's parade this broad took me home and I gave her an Irish carwash.
by Qball671 November 15, 2009
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irish breakfast

Voluntarily throwing up on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless he gave him an irish breakfast."
by Frank Crowell September 1, 2008
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Irish bath

The masking of offensive body odor by spraying oneself heavily with cologne or perfume, due to lack of time to take a proper shower or bath.
"I was running late to work so I took an Irish bath".
by luckyfindz December 16, 2008
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