Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.
Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.
by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018
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steam boat willy

giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water
you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy
by dr.doppio October 27, 2021
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rock my boat

To come close to rocking someone's world, but falling just shy, thus only "rocking their boat"
Friend: What do you think of Susie Q?

Me: Not bad, but she didn't rock my boat.
by malice33 January 09, 2011
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glass bottomed boat

the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner's head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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boat of tiny sandwiches

Something you never thought you wanted until you got it. Something that satisfies you on a Caribbean island with a group of people, say six people, ranging in age from 20 to 30 years old, who have shared an unduplicable adventure, at a time, say 1:00 A.M., when you weren't sure if you should sing another power ballad together, play another round of that laughing game you made up with the candle or just take your inebriated selves back to your respective suites and pass out. But then you realize it's not as late as you thought is was, there is still plenty of time to hump Orca and walk the perimeter of the pool at least one time.

Please tell me you have a boat of tiny sandwiches behind this bar.
by Hjoy May 14, 2007
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chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth
susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.
by misfit7 December 12, 2010
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