Peppa Pig

a beautiful girl that sounds like an angel

I'm Peppa pig (snort)diddle di di diddle diddle diddle do

by bupity bup December 9, 2019

Sticky pig

Rubbing yourself with honey before you stick it in her oven to bake it. (Apple optional)

She wanted to try something different so I gave her the sticky pig.

by Charlotte’s Glaze December 14, 2019

chalk pig

female(s) who use there sexual prowess to seek or obtain quantities of cocaine from a group of males.

Can you believe it the pulled a G out of Big red and got some bags for the boys.

Couple of hot Sheila’s hoovered 3 quarters of it and fucked off with no sign of Johnny getting a heady, bunch of chalk pigs

by The Chow December 28, 2019

Pig Bastard

A police officer

Fucking pig bastard

by puumbaz May 27, 2019

Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018