hipster

Guys: Physically weak, un-masculine wimps that wear tight girl-jeans and talk about having sex very loudly. Worse than indies. Long, dyed hair under trucker hat. Wannabe intellectuals; think reading the paper once in a while makes them intelligent.
Girls: Hard to tell apart form soft-core punk chicks; usually tattooed, and clothed similarly to the guys.

See: Bus stops on Capital Hill in Seattle are 30%-50% hipster populated

by UseThisNameOnce May 24, 2009

hipster

someone who is confused in all aspects of themselves: style, sexuality, clothing, dudes they fuck, how they dress, guys they kiss, where they shop, what gay clubs they go to.

an ongoing war exists between the hipsters and the metro sexuals to see who is the worst edition to the world....my boy max and dave laveo has waged war with both groups and theyll kill yall bitch asses since 6/27/04

by tjmaxxx w/ JOSexesurmomnightly, daveo laveo--male model March 25, 2005

hipster

fag.

guy 1: Look at those hipsters.
guy 2: Those aren't hipsters, they're fags.
guy 1: Same thing.

by ablx54 December 5, 2012

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

hipster

Callum Plews of Lili, tourdeprogress, and catamaran.

"callum you wrote a blog called 'your the kind of girl I like, cause your empty, and im empty'!? YOU ARE SUCH A HIPSTER!"

by pie is great December 29, 2007

Hipster

A retarded kid who was allowed to dress themselves for the first time.

That guy looks like he is a retarded kid who was allowed to dress himself for the first time. Hipster.

by NatsMcGee July 22, 2009

anti-hipster hipster

someone who goes against being a hipster, but inadvertently acts like a hipster.

"Did you bookmark that webstie?"
"No, that's so mainstream. I just remember them."
"Anti-hipster hipster"

by tenthirtyninepm October 16, 2012