Greeky

Referring to the kid you know who barely answers questions, and says bo every 2 seconds. Also, must have recieding hairline. The hair line must be disguised by Providence Friars hat, and or ratty ass Sox cap. Lips must be large and chapped. Also, eye brows contain more hair than head. A person who enjoys feasting on sausage and peppers on a daily basis. Also, the person must have a large assortment of eye care items.

Friend: Yo dude that kid aint talkin but he is sure is big eatin that sausage and peppers

Friend 2: Oh man, dont worry. That kid's being Greeky.

by Greezial-Bangah April 22, 2008

hh gregg

an elctronic retail store as well as an appliance retailer. low prices are there, as well as a single black person. it's not like pets mart, so don't bring your giraffe. they have everything from tv's to mattresses. also available during the summer are feeding trough for your slave quarters. this store has been around for almost thirty years. hh gregg has low prices because they pay slave children in arizona with playdoh and cow feces.

Hey Morticiah have you seen my penis?
- No man i've been at HH Gregg.

by Morticiah Feelonya April 22, 2011

greg

(verb) to fail miserably, without any hope of saving face; specifically refers to completely failing a school assignment or exam. Usually used for dire situations.

Variations: gregging, gregged,

Oh my God, I totally just gregged that test my mom is gonna kick my ass.

by Johnny Redcock December 29, 2011

Greg

The biggest tool to ever walk the earth. Is extremely over sensitive and a flaming homosexual. His favorite artists are Jack Johnson and Brandon Flowers.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the way that guy looked at me?

Guy 2: Yeah bro he totally checked you out.

Guy 1: What a freakin Greg

Guy 2: Definitely a Greg..

by ChadHenne October 13, 2010

Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

by Big Momma Jerms July 29, 2005

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

Greg

A Greg in the wild will often drink in excess and then lose all sense of self. Others around him are often left red faced and ashamed that they have taken a Greg under their wing. Don't let a Greg fool you, they will go by another name to cover up their true identity. Watch out for these predictable creatures, approach with caution!

"I thought that guy was chill, but he was just a Greg."

by Not a Greg fan October 6, 2008