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go Lohando

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>
Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?
by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006
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going for the capillaries

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."
In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."
by MaxwellX August 1, 2010
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Go for the Hudson

When everything around you has completely failed, you make one last ditch effort for an acceptable outcome.
Bill was unemployeed, divorced, and broke so he decided to go for the Hudson and join the Peace Corps.
by Friday_Arvo February 6, 2009
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going mushrooming

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.
by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010
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Going Hunting

A euphamism for Getting High, Fucking, or doing anything you would prefer not to tell people about.
Mom: Where are you going with her?
Enlightened Individual: Relax, mom, we're going hunting.

Friend 1: Where's my bong, man?
Friend 2: Oh, i must've forgotten to bring it back when i went hunting.
Friend 1: Retard.
by Byahhhhhh March 21, 2009
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Go Flow

Sticking your tounge in the interior of your pet’s asshole
“Dude I’m gonna commit go flow to my pet giraffe!”
by Daddy2463790 December 22, 2018
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Going Runkle

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.
"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."
by Caff3131 December 17, 2009
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