Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

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by donkey of doom May 19, 2003

indiana flap jack

its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked

Dude, yesterday after school Jonathen indiana flap jacked Bobby!!

by as;dlfhadfh April 14, 2010

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020