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No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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bring out the fine china

Meme popularized by mostly hit-game "ROBLOX" Players, In the meme there were 2 cups shown with one being the "woman face" a face that you can equip in ROBLOX and the cup on the right had a "man face" which also is a face you can equip on ROBLOX, there was also shown a plate which had the "winning smile" from ROBLOX inside of the plate. The video would have started and chinese-type music would have played and there was a "appear and dissapearing" effect where everytime it dissapeared a different camera angle was shown. The joke is that the "mother" told her son or daughter (It wasn't shown which gender it was) to place the dinnerware on the table which the mother named "luxury" and she was sure that the guests would be pleased with this dinnerware.
Mom: Honey we have guests over, bring out the fine china, Our guests will be so pleased with this luxury dinnerware!

Kid: Mom what the fuck
by valecoolguy April 6, 2023
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Fine

Avani my beautiful and very fine girlfriend
by Wefgfsrjnbfeu April 11, 2021
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Fine

Following in no emotions.
Got set up, now in a program, we are fine, everything is fine.
by Seashellpatrol December 29, 2019
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fine shyt

someone who is fine and you like or have a crush on them
by jocelyn2thurll January 20, 2025
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I´m fine

what you say when you actoally are to mad and dont WANT TO talk. So what you need to do is accept and go buy a cookie for yourself and eat infront of them.
The total opposite of "i dont want to talk about it"
by purple minion February 4, 2020
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