fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.

Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!

by leaaron October 9, 2008

Fake it Rain

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!

Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip

by Bobafet7 June 16, 2008

Fake Person

ANA JULIA & RAFAELA

Ana Julia talks shit about a girl because she's such a fake person.. i.e
"Oh my god if you slept over her house she'd try to fuck you in your sleep"
*keep in mind Ana Julia has neverrrr met this girl before*
Rafaela thinks OH MY GOD I LOVE DRAMA I SHOULD GO TELL THE GIRL THIS MAYBE THEY'LL FIGHT.

by myboobsareperky September 5, 2009

faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.

Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.

by alecb June 25, 2007

fake hustle

Originally a sports term referring to players not giving 100%; more prominently used to describe trickery, swindling, or any form of cheeky shenanigans. Popularized by NBA Analyst Mark Jackson.

Vince Carter was fouled hard in the face, apparently having one contact-lense knocked out. While slowly making his way towards the foul line, he could be seen blinking his left eye and looking up towards the lights. After continuing to show signs that he could not see straight, VC took the ball, knocked down both foul shots, and jogged away laughing, pointing at Mark Jackson on his way back down the court. That's fake hustle.

by InPariseWeTrust009 January 16, 2008

Fake Grind

When someone pretends they are grinding, but are actually not. Similar to procrastination.

'He said he was going to do work, but I caught him playing fortnite. He is on the fake grind'.

'CLane is never grinding. He is always on that fake grind.'

by Grif98 June 16, 2018