Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Ethan is a bitch

Fuck you bitch Ethan nick and me are gonna eat your legs

Person 1:yooo fuck you wait can we agree that Ethan is a bitch
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Ethan L

A femboy furry that has over -800% rizz, and only has the ability to rizz up hot men

Person: what’s good
Ethan l: what’s good

by TheRizzerman April 15, 2023

ethan landry

was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him

“hey I-I have tissues if you want tissues, I have like.. three tissues.” - ethan landry

by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023

Ethan Stai

The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.

Ethan Stai, the famous drug dealer.

by Screwviedy May 2, 2022

Ethan Gilbert

Says very shitty jokes randomly

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes

by Tomura May 12, 2022

Ethan Barry

a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent

"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"

by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022