An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
by ArianaBOOYAH January 14, 2010
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So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
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People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.
by Higel June 2, 2008
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traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.
by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009
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The way she is.
Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.
Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.
by BJWAN September 29, 2009
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by MsKHaos February 12, 2010
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