Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".

You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

by KatForrest April 4, 2011

MAD COW DISEASE

two fat people raging on each other

I mad cow diseased with your mom

by B-Raid May 5, 2007

Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.

She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.

by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue October 16, 2008