ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

Ding Dang

Oh gosh, darn it. Used as an expression of disappointment.

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Tim- There were no cheeseburger spring rolls at Disney World today!!

Jen- Ding Dang!

by Ravenclaw25 January 13, 2019

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The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.

She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix

by Lifithellama September 7, 2016

Ding in my Bing

Ding in my Bing is a male stripper who sucks Russian weiners and likes to get pumped. He watches a lot of Tik Tok and smokes weed.

Ding in my Bing said, "yes daddy".

by Ba ba123 November 25, 2021

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

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my fucking ding dong what the fuck

by penis townsman September 2, 2022