Cojones

Pronounced (cuh-jōn-z)

What men have for being MEN

"See him tackling that zebra naked? COJONES BITCH!"

by ZMasterSword October 12, 2008

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

Cohones

Cuban slang wich is more intense than coño.
Mostly used as an insult or if your mad
fuck, damn............

Cohones! she still owes me 5 minutes

by BillTheBeaver May 13, 2005

Cajones

Cajónes
Spanish pronunciation: (kaˈ'xon 'is)
Noun.

1.) NOUN: Slang for "testicles".

2.) NOUN: To "use" them, is to possess strength and bravery.

3.) NOUN (PLURAL): A spanish plywood box drum used by slapping the front face with the hands.

1.) No, I'm not a virgin - I use my cajones.

2.) Stick up for yourself.

2) The Afro-Peruvian band beat on their cajones as onlookers watched in amazement.

by Durichko August 1, 2010

coconut juice

The juice that Bob Jr. uses to lubricate the balls of one of his many "victims of the lick". The sheer ginormousness of the balls determines the amount of juicidy juicy coconut juice Bob Jr. (aka Van Bobsing) will apply.

"Hey man, I'm gonna..." sha-junk "...lickidy lick lick those scrumdiddlyumptious balls of yours, but first I'm gonna get my coconut juice"

-Bob Jr.

by Uncle Norkadelic May 27, 2004