Closedverse

A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.

The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.

The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)

Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3

"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."

by Opa Opa February 23, 2023

relationship closet

When two people are more than friends but the do not want anyone to know.

My best friend and her boyfriend have been an item for a year. They need to come out of the relationship closet and and admit they are in love.

by laura46 December 9, 2010

locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.

Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.

by MexiGin May 14, 2012

I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021

Clonejob

Having sex with a clone of yourself.

The answer to the conundrum of whether sexing up your clone should be categorized as incest or masturbation.

Q: When you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest or masturbation?
A: Neither. It's a clonejob.

by OVERLORD11 February 27, 2011

Done Clone

A baby born addicted to methadone, due to the ignorance of a whore bitch of a mother with complete disregard for her babys well being. Otherwise known as a methadone baby.

"Shelly had a done clone, apparently the bitch didnt stop sucking dick for methadone when she got pregnant"

by R&R AKA THA TRUTH February 13, 2010

Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

by Pimperator March 13, 2004