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the chair is not your friend

the chair is not your friend

just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...
the chair is not your friend....
by blthrskt May 6, 2009
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rolly chair

the most comfortable and convient chair for someone who is rolling
"Watch how fast I can slide across the floor on my rolly chair, it's the best rolling" :D
by Beavecoon Kristy August 15, 2011
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chair force

noun: 1. Most commonly used as a degrading or deragatory term for the united states's red-headed step child branch of the military.
2. The idea that the unites states air force does nothing in defense of this great nation, but sit behind a desk, normally on a chair or broomstick, and push paper. They may have one or two missions: refuel the people really doing the work; navy/marine corps jets, or drop a nuclear weapon, however the country would never relay on USAF for this, they are morel likely to call upon a navy ballistic missile submarine to do the job.
Navy and AF General Discussing Plans:
Navy: We can launch off the USS Enterprise and hit targets A-Y.
AF: We will launch from our new base in iraq and hit target Z.
Navy: You can't launch from there, the air strip hasn't been built yet. Says here (looks at construction report) that the golf course was finished yesterday, air strip will be done in about a week. Fuckin' chair force!
by Zach Huff April 6, 2006
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Urban Clairvoyant

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.
She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
by sexy intuite September 22, 2011
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Clairtoris

A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.
Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.
by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
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Claire

by Bananamantaki April 18, 2018
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Claire

Claire is probably the most boring person you can meet. She will talk about one subject for hours at a time until you have fallen asleep. Then she will try to murder you.
by A_Manwithhiv February 18, 2020
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