China

The country that every American hasn't gone to thinks is hell.

Guy 1: If you go to China you will be shot for no reason

Chinese Dude - hey I've lived my whole life there and I'm not in prison or anything

by Mysterious Dust November 1, 2019

China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)

Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”

by Lenny Banter August 30, 2008

chin

chin, an expression that people use for when someone has gone, to far, in a conversation.

A said to B - "Hey what you up to" B says to A - "Nothing, apart from rubbing cream cakes into your mum"... where B is such a chin.

by Chinnerz June 25, 2010

Chin Noir

Of Chinese or Asian and Black descent, like Amerie or Kimora Lee Simmons.
Varient of blackanese

That Amerie is a prime piece of chin noir tail

by Cromwe11 September 5, 2008

chin warming

when perfoming oral sex on a female, at the point of an orgasm she passes gas upon your chin. thus producing a warm sensation upon ones chin.

"oh that fuckin Becky, you'll never guess what she did to me last night. she gave me a right chin warming. innit."

by rf508 June 14, 2007

great lawl of china

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china

joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!

by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011

chinyra

A great friend with the funniest soul. A beautiful girl with amazing artist talent . Every body wants to be her friend and when she tells her jokes you will laugh so hard you almost pee.

yesterday my best friend Chinyra drew my a picture and what they where saying was hilarious.

by Jane dlfjhkfahjfsh March 15, 2018