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sleeves called in sick 

When a person is wearing a tank top.
Jacob was wearing a tank top so his Sleeves Called in sick
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So called girlfriend 

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

Do a Dani Calleja 

To be so enraged by the slightest hint of rejection that you take a shit on someone's living room floor.
He asked me to leave after we finished having sex, so I was like, "I'm totally going to do a Dani Calleja. That'll teach him!"

Caleb Bumgarner 

The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.
Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.
Caleb Bumgarner by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008

cable orgy 

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined
I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!
cable orgy by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

CALEB ASHTON BESS 

A FUCK BOY, who ain't worth shit.
Look at that Caleb Ashton Bess. He is a piece of shit and ain't no good.