butter shuckser

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"

Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.

by Señor Chang December 1, 2013

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

Butter Socked

Socks with 1 pound of butter in them each, they are swung like mad and are used as a Melee weapon.

Did you hear about Alex, he go butter socked!

by Hotdog max May 24, 2016

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

butter my taco

1. Lubing yo vagina, coochie, vaginer.
2. Licking vagina.
3. Lathering thy butter on thy tortilla.

1. I went to the store to get supplies to butter my taco.
2. Honey? Can you butter my taco?
3. For dinner, i buttered my taco to prepare for the meat.

by Lildikdik November 18, 2016