pool burger 

a lump of feces floating in a swimming pool

Don't eat that burrito before you swim. You might end up dropping a pool burger.

pool burger by shonkey December 24, 2008

shmee burgler 

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

shmee burgler by Stags June 21, 2008

Dirt Burger 

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

Dirt Burger by womoii February 1, 2010

Diesel Burger 

Someone who obsesses over diesel's and diesel accessories. Diesel Burgers are usually male rednecks, and likely to be a fat chad

Common signs of diesel burgers are.

1. If you have stacks on your truck

2. If you have hunting, camouflage, or other rediculous stickers on your back window.

3. If you can be seen rolling black smoke anywhere you are driving.

4. If you never pull a trailor.

Guy1 "Man did you see that guy rollin all that black smoke?"
Guy2 "Yeah he's a Diesel Burger"

Diesel Burger by Beaver79 December 13, 2010

McGreaseBall Burger

Any filthy fat burger from McDonalds, Burger King, etc. which is more or less guaranteed to make you bomit.

Man I'm fungry, I could smash a dirty big McGreaseBall Burger right about now...

McGreaseBall Burger by FlamHoy December 16, 2010

Fuck Burglar 

1. One who takes another's virginity
2. An alternative term for a Cock Blocker

Arron: Dudes, I'm officially a Fuck Burglar
Shane: Good lad

Fuck Burglar by Aqua Lantern January 26, 2011

crusty burger 

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

crusty burger by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016