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Bread

The word "Bread" can also be referred to as a game.

"Bread" is when a group of guys take a piece of bread, and they all try to be the first to ejaculate on it. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the piece of bread.
Hey, Tom. Last night the guys and I played Bread, and Gary didn't ejaculate at all, so he had to eat it! It was hilarious!
by Nick Adams June 15, 2007
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Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
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Related Words

road bread

a long bread stick, bought from the corner store, that is eaten in the mouth in the car or on the road. It can be covered in honey to highten the experience.
"man, I got some great road bread from your girlfriend last night. sorry??"
by nathan hale April 8, 2008
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eggy bread

bread dipped in scrambled raw egg and fried
by Samhanem June 21, 2008
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Hull Breach

Mary went clubbing in Leeds last night
If Mary lives in Hull, this might be considered a "Hull Breach"
by imma February 17, 2010
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drop the bread pudding

When you jerk off while taking a shit and glaze the crap with your nut.
I was spanking it and had to shit. I was getting close and didn't want to stop, so I decided to drop the bread pudding.
by starklawyer February 27, 2011
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banana nut bread

Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....
by Rupert the great! October 14, 2016
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