Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

blindride

Blind ride is when your girl climbs on top of you when your sleeping and it's pitch black in the bedroom. She then starts to ride you and tell you to enjoy the blindside...

My wife came to bed after I was already sleeping and began to give me a blindride. She made my night.

by Thorwolf March 18, 2016

Blindout

A scientific term relevating to ejaculation in the eye.

Eric masterbated so long that he ejaculated in her eye

Woman said "dude i heard this kid masterbated and than jizzed in her eye". The woman said"whoah man! What a Blindout."

by blindout August 14, 2016

Blindout

A scientific term relating to ejaculation in the eye.

Eric masterbated so long that he ejaculated in her eye

Woman said "dude i heard this kid masterbated and than jizzedin her eye". The woman said"whoah man! What a Blindout."

by blindout August 14, 2016

Blind

Cant see a damn thing,you look like a dark tinted window

My nigga you are blind

by Dope,dude February 2, 2017

Blind bravery

Stupidity

Troy had some blind bravery when he pet that cat and almost died.

by boorawrpotato April 10, 2017