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kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.
Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017
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Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.
Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked
by was379 January 16, 2019
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Blad Clat

A Jamaican pronounciation of Blood Cloth, referring to the piece of cloth women use to clean their vaginas. In Jamaican patois, a Blad Clot is one of the worst insults you can sling at a man. Rastafari show respect.
Ya blad clot, take yere dam hands of me 'erb!
by Wizard of Oz June 10, 2004
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black sabbath

Started as a blues band from England called Earth.True founders of Metal. They took Rock and gave it dark lyrics and made it louder.

Black Sabbath is so good I rock out to Black Sabbath and i'm twelve
MTVeenager:Wow I went to spring break and listened to Kid Rock and Blink 182.Today I also bought a Slipknot album IT'S SOO METAL, I especially like it because all my friends do, I'm so, like DIFFERENT!
by Blanny May 13, 2005
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Black Beauties

CLIFFS: Black Beauties were basically Adderall.

"Black beauty" was a drug street-name used in the '60s and '70s to refer to a pill of pharmaceutical amphetamine (aka speed). Strictly speaking, a black beauty was a tablet of Biphetamine, manufactured by Strasenburgh Labs, then Pennwalt Corporation, and finally Fisons Corporation, before finally being pulled from the market in 1998. Chemically speaking, it was composed of an even, racemic mixture of dextro- and levo- amphetamine, very similar to today's Adderall. Contrary to what other definitions might say, both the d- and l- isomers of amphetamine are active and "fun." In fact, while d-amp is technically the stronger isomer, the racemic d/l mixtures are actually more stimulating, more abusable, and create more of a drug "high."

The term "black beauty" was also extended to include Biphetamine-T, which was a ridiculously abusable mixture of the aforementioned amphetamines, plus methaqualone (aka Quaalude). Both Biphetamine mixtures were available in 12.5mg and 20mg tablets.

Black Beauties were popular in the 60s and 70s, especially following post-war eras, when it stopped being shipped to our soldiers overseas and suddenly built up as a surplus on the home front. This amphetamine surplus eventually trickled out onto the streets where it was consumed recreationally. Amphetamines were not made illegal to buy without a prescription until 1965, so amphetamine use at the time was widely considered a cheap, legal alternative to cocaine, and its abuse wasn't considered taboo. It wasn't uncommon for housewives of the '50s and '60s to secretly pop speed pills and proceed to go on marathon 8-hour cleaning sessions. Amphetamine use continued rather uninhibited until that asshole Nixon came into office and passed the Controlled Substances Act in 1970 (aka the law under which all street drugs are now illegal) and "The War on Drugs" was born. Pharmaceutical amphetamine abuse dwindled after that, and all the speed pills of the '60s and '70s began to disappear off the market. By the late '90s, most pills were just a distant memory. Of course, the past decade has brought a sudden rash of ADD/ADHD cases (or diagnoses rather), so now we're in the middle of a new speed "epidemic." Kids everywhere are once again abusing uppers (Ritalin/Adderall/Dexedrine) just like your parents abused black beauties in the early '70s.
The term "black beauties" specifically refers to Biphetamine, but more loosely refers to the myriad of amphetamine combo pills that your hippie parents abused when they were young. The definition can be further loosened to include the amphetamine + barbituate combos of the day. Fun notables include Desbutal (methamphetamine + pentobarbital) and Dexamyl (dex-amphetamine + amobarbital). With the modern-day legal crackdown on amphetamines, and the near complete extinction of barbituates (after the introduction of benzos), all these wildly abusable pills have ceased to exist, and remain only as figments of your parents' memories.
by Getting High September 12, 2009
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blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape
Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.
by more dudes September 22, 2013
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e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"
If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!
by Sarah N. April 22, 2008
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