Beat by wifer 

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

Beat by wifer by zerk April 20, 2009

beat block 

A roommate who is always in the room, a non-believer in the open-beat policy, and a refuser when asked to leave for "personal time."

Oftentimes found in military colleges, this individual is not involved in any extracurricular activities, club sports, or organizations. Though he takes a full load of courses, his roommates tend to find him in the room more often than away, preventing the ever necessary daily beat from occurring.

The beat block's actions often lead to hostility amongst roommates, as the pressure build up becomes more and more difficult to bear.

"My 0900 was form up fall out, I was pumped I could finally get a beat in, but when I got back to the room the beat block was already in there!"

"Damn man, that happens to me every time! It's like his teachers and mine both plan to cancel their classes to spite me."

beat block by trynafuck December 8, 2009

beat junkie 

A person who is hates any music containing lyrics, and instead is more into the actual beats of music.

cheesy lyrics, cool beat.

beat junkie by Shweet August 3, 2003

Beat The Spread 

The act of making love.

Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.

Beat The Spread by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010

Beat and Weep 

The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.

Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.

Beat and Weep by Rape May August 2, 2011

Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30 

Beat Any gamer for the price of 0$ beat the living heck out of those disgusting things - furry

Eww is that a gamer? Lets beat them! It’s Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30!

Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30 by RATSCHEESE October 24, 2019

Beat Stick 

A term often used in Trading Card Games when a card is powerful, and easy to play.

Colassal Fighter, if nothing else, is a great beat stick. (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Beat Stick by DeckMasterK August 23, 2011