Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long

dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river

by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021

jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to

man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024