Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.

Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”

by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021

Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween

I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama

by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

battle on!

It's a famous phrase, used in the game AQW (Adventure Quest Worlds) as a war-cry of the players.

Player 1: "Battle on!"
Player 2,3,4 & 5: "Battle on!"

by yungbulu September 30, 2021

Backstretch Battles Remastered

The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE

Backstretch Battles Remastered was killed by copyright

by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021

No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.

“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”

by Littlesavage July 29, 2021

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021