single as fuck 

Single as Fuck. Because being single just isn't good enough for you.

"Mannn, I wish I had a girl with a big booty, I'm single as fuck." (Also see single af

single as fuck by AllieBlue January 31, 2015

Sick as a dog 

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

Sick as a dog by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by james December 19, 2003

M*A*S*H* 

a tv show from the seventies about a medical unit in the army during the Korean war. it had its funny moments I suppose

M*A*S*H* was on for 10 years i think

M*A*S*H* by Pokemonfreak1231 December 5, 2004

D A S H

Dumb Ass Shit Head. used for calling someone an idiot,moron etc...

dude your such a D A S H.

D A S H by Kevin Gauvain December 28, 2007

T.A.S.H.

Too Attractive Shit Hot. A separation program designator (SPD) used in unit diary in the Marine Corps for Marines who exemplify awesomeness.

Hey Sgt Torresmora, what code do we run for Dyer's drop?

T.A.S.H., he's a better Marine than me

T.A.S.H. by celicagt16 September 27, 2010

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

How you spell 'Bananas'

This sh** is bananas B-a-n-a-n-a-s

b-a-n-a-n-a-s by Aki Bramblerose October 6, 2007