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Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it
Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.
by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016
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seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
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ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
by Josty2001 January 8, 2018
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Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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broken arsehole

One's exterior anal cavity that has been subject to monster shites and has therefore sustained terrible damage.
"Ive got a broken arsehole from a monster shite i did yesterday."
by Thy Smelly One August 2, 2019
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sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019
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