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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025
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ag lad

A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...
"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"
by ucdconfess November 29, 2022
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Age 5

The birthday of reckoning the most painful experience in a boys life the first gangbang
Age 5 actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Age

A social construct created by the white to repress and hold back young black men success and prowess
Your below the age of 21 so you can't enter this club
by future is my grandfova January 27, 2022
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suckup-age

1. (n.) the act of an annoying/desperate/following person sucking up to you because they have no friends or they are just trying to make them look good.

2. (n.) the act of sucking up to someone

(also can be used as suckup-agey, if used as an adjective)
Her suckup-age irked me...
by lilypad9312 March 18, 2010
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Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021
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