Brayden Cook

A dickhead ripping hand breaks in Bunnings car parks

He brayden cooked it

by John Skylas November 16, 2019

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024

Warren Cook

Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.

Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.

by blank flank March 17, 2023

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me alien in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1

The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space

by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020

Cooking with kya

Tiktok girl taht went viral for having both an appealing body and good food singsonging "Cookingwithkya"

"Cooking with kya, cooking with kyaaa"

by rahhh!! December 11, 2024