Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

Bilaal Toms

The very nice guy in your school. Very handsome and smart. Also a very loyal friend

Bilaal Toms is very cool and sexy.

by psidened May 6, 2018

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

tom holland

the hottest man alive

tom holland has a big cock

by youbigthot May 29, 2020

Tom and Isabelle

A dreamy and unimaginably compatible couple that are in love and don't want to admit it

Person 1: did you see tom and isabelle... they’re so perfect for each other

Person 2: i wish they’d just admit it already

by b_i_c_t_h March 10, 2021