A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020
Get the Jessmug. by Lusaaass June 11, 2019
Get the Jessmug. 
When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.
by thurbermingus August 17, 2022
Get the Jesse James' Treasuremug. This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
Get the Cook jessemug. A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug. 