Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

Bird Liquor

NOUN - Male ejaculate. Semen.

She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.

by J to the Edwards December 12, 2017

Bird in the throat

What u say to people with a white bird.

Your bird is blond but red in the throath, you probably got the bird in the throat

by DezeGuyIsKeeeenkerFast October 7, 2021

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022