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I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
mugGet the I know you're asleep butmug.
A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
mugGet the You know what you're saying?mug.

you're a cig

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
by sicksav October 2, 2017
mugGet the you're a cigmug.

you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".
You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!
by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016
mugGet the you're a gentmug.

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
mugGet the You're my schmeckermug.

You're drunk

When someone is saying non-sense/stupid shit.
Yo bro on your soul I can jump off a cliff and live!"
"Nah bro you're drunk."
by W00413 September 24, 2025
mugGet the You're drunkmug.

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
mugGet the you're a sleeping onionmug.

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