Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

by vdragyn May 17, 2010

wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

by peda June 17, 2003

wankers tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

by traceab June 7, 2007

Wilkerson Word

A noun that is widely known amongst the students of the class of 2012 that have ever been in Ms. Gloria Wilkerson's English class in JLMS. This noun refers to any word that was learned or used by Gloria Wilkerson that hadn't been known before. These words consist of the following: irked, scrutinizing, harangue etc.

Person 1: "You irk me.."
Person 2: "That's a 'Wilkerson Word'!!!"

by cravex August 29, 2010

Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

by hexpack February 12, 2015