Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

windows xp

one of the most stable OS of windows family (win98 was more stable of course)it was done to redeem the shit they did with win me aka win 2000 b.c *coughs* i mean win 2000 :)

l33th4x0rn00b123:i replaced my shit0rz win 2000 b.c with windows xp
proplayer:finally u do a good choice ;)
l33th4x0rn00b123:but im going to get my win vista copy
proplayer:ok your idea has just died ASSHOLE

by Eagle_FTW March 31, 2008

Windows Users

Tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world's least elite OS. Pawns of the Interwebs. Newbs. Normalfags. Generally in denial of ones technical limitations.

"I thought that Bob and Alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they're actually Windows Users".

by KevinMitnick August 1, 2012

Windows XP

9 out of 5 experts agree that windows "xp" means :
- windows : please eXPlain
- windows : requires eXPerience

first clueless soul : "whoa! i need an eXPlanation!"
second clueless soul : "I need more eXPerience to use this OS!"

by ian g. June 30, 2004

white window

This is when a person after sex runs around the house ejaculating on every window in the house and having the girl lick it off.

After Jack had sex with Linda he white windowed the house and Linda licked it off.

by Nick Wall September 2, 2008

Window Licker

Kid with special needs whos disorder makes him lean and dribble thus cleaning the window!

Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid

Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker

Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*

by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009

window licker

known as those creepy little kids with the one hand dangling to the front while here tongues are stuck to the windows of the bluebird bus..

wow..you serious..we the buses are all down so we have to ride the short bus with the window lickers?

by Deeds March 2, 2009