puppy in the window

A very exciting and intelectually stimulating sexual position involving man on woman, man on man, or even woman on woman with a strap on dildo; or really any combination of the above. Person 1 takes position leaning out of a window, as if to wave good by to a loved one or yell at the trash man, as person 2 takes up position directly behind person 1 (P1). P2 then forcefully inserts their penis and/or dildo into the rectum/ass of P1. To simplify the explaination, its exibition anal sex where the goal is to be seen by as many people as possible.

"Dude she totally wanted to do the puppy in the window so all the neighbors could see how we role; it was sweet...then her grandmother pulled ito the drive way!"

by Trevor and Brittney July 25, 2008

windows xp

one of the most stable OS of windows family (win98 was more stable of course)it was done to redeem the shit they did with win me aka win 2000 b.c *coughs* i mean win 2000 :)

l33th4x0rn00b123:i replaced my shit0rz win 2000 b.c with windows xp
proplayer:finally u do a good choice ;)
l33th4x0rn00b123:but im going to get my win vista copy
proplayer:ok your idea has just died ASSHOLE

by Eagle_FTW March 31, 2008

Windows Users

Tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world's least elite OS. Pawns of the Interwebs. Newbs. Normalfags. Generally in denial of ones technical limitations.

"I thought that Bob and Alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they're actually Windows Users".

by KevinMitnick August 1, 2012

Windows XP

9 out of 5 experts agree that windows "xp" means :
- windows : please eXPlain
- windows : requires eXPerience

first clueless soul : "whoa! i need an eXPlanation!"
second clueless soul : "I need more eXPerience to use this OS!"

by ian g. June 30, 2004

white window

This is when a person after sex runs around the house ejaculating on every window in the house and having the girl lick it off.

After Jack had sex with Linda he white windowed the house and Linda licked it off.

by Nick Wall September 2, 2008

Window Licker

Kid with special needs whos disorder makes him lean and dribble thus cleaning the window!

Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid

Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker

Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*

by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009

window licker

When you find yourself staring at the window, drooling and begin licking it.
you have your box of crayons and helmet in hand. alothough you cant lick the windows and keep them shiny clean with a helmet on.
so good luck window lickers, keep cleaning!

"omg! look at kelsey lick that window, Shes such a window licker!"

by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009