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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
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Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
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westland wessex

a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose
joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?
by Not hjc June 11, 2024
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One Wessen meal

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.
You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person
by Howard Payne February 15, 2025
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Swish Weasel

A swish weasel is someone who acts tough when they don’t need to, but weasels out when real danger comes.
That stupid bully was a swish weasel when his car got stolen.
by JackFruit14 January 31, 2026
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Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis
Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel
by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025
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