Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024

watching the films

used on woot.com forums as a polite way of saying the more vulgar "WTF." Often referenced with Manos: Hands of Fate (1966)

"That woot sold out in less than a minute."

"Watching the films?!?"

by sirlouie December 29, 2009

Watch

when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid

That nigga pretty watch ngl.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

dewicide watch

nigel drowning himself in his own yid chkn soup

dewicide watch cool

by mrs tosser October 30, 2025

watch that fake

A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.

“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”

by Edwardus May 21, 2023

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010

Watching Tik Toks Blud

Fucking the shit outta Katie Friend-Barrick

I was Watching Tik Toks Blud

by DiiabeticFisch May 7, 2024