Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Wanker

Dick in bum wanker

Hehr wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

Wanker

Alisha meant wanker which means a smart persn

Alisha is gay and meant wanker is smart

by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022

Doki doki wanker club

A wanker in Britain who plays ddlc 24/7

You're a mother fuckin Doki doki wanker club person!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025