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unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.
Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.
by CMO7 August 1, 2017
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wang

wang: cock, schlong, whatever you call it
by elitistsociety August 31, 2021
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Wang

Syndicates tinkers' construct hammer
tucker boner: let me see your wang
Syndicate: here you go
by foxonerous May 21, 2015
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Wang-Heiserred

to be viciously smashed into the cranium with a brick, cinder block or any rectangular stone objects due to failure to complete illegal drug transaction and/or to attempt and fail to rip off a drug dealer using Macdonald's coupons.
"Oh shit yo, did you here? Chandler got his ass Wang-Heiserred last night."
by Cock McBalls July 20, 2008
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Wang

The adjective to like Rainbows, Unicorns, Butterflies, and Flowers (Usually stoned or basically out of it when you would say this)
Dude, I am having a wang moment
by Dudecouldbehere August 21, 2010
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Butt Wang

That Cody kid is a fucking Butt Wang
by WPWW14881488 July 8, 2021
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Howdy Wang

Howdy Wang; noun
1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang")

2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed.

3) your name is Wang and people say hi
That guy send me a howdy wang on FB right away.
by TavG June 7, 2018
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