waker

An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.

Man, you waker to Glee? Really?

I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.

Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.

Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.

by Igshar December 8, 2010

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

Zelda: The Wind Waker

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.

The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.

by RobK July 22, 2008

Kanes and Walkers

K&W Cafeteria. A southern restaurant for the elderly. Your grandparents always take you there. The food isnt terrible, but kinda mushy so the elderly can get their dentures to chew it. Me and my friends like to call it kanes and wheelchairs or kanes and walkers, since the majority of people that go there are with canes, walkers, or wheelchairs.

Lauren: where are we eating tonight?
Ashley: we're going to eat with the blue hairs and Kanes and Walkers.

by AgnesFern November 4, 2009

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008